shannananan:

mercimonamie:

i fell in love with him like ketchup falls out of a bottle: slowly, and then all at once.

oh my god you managed to one up john green.

afuckinglesbian:

catswithbenefits:

scraggay:

ohnovak:

cookie dough ice cream more like ew why

unfollowed

blocked

reported

sherwat:

chrissykilljoybitchtits:

inc-omparable:

im-fandoomed:

hitlervevo:

why the fuck cant we text the police

lets say there is a murderer in ur house and you’re hiding behind your sofa and you do have your phone with you but you can’t call the police because the murderer might hear you

Here in Canada you can

Here in England we just… scream and run

Here in Scotland we paint our faces and run towards the murderer

Here in Australia you are the murderer

I heard my cat hissing so I looked out my window and found this dude he looks mean, look at that moustache he looks like a Disney cat villian XD

wisdomthruscreen:

I’m not wasting my time…

thatstrange-boy:

singing-that-song:

bootipop:

Cheer up, you’re never alone! There is probably at least 1 bug in your room

Thanks

At first I was happy but now I’m scared of a bug.